Free tats in Mack Town
I came across an offer for free tattoos in McKinleyville while perusing bicycles and boats on the local craigslist. It's very tempting, but I think I'll hold out for a free genital piercing, preferably conducted by a rank amateur with shaky hands.
posted by Jack Durham at 2:19 PM
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Yikes! I especially like the line about how his mentor can fix anything. That's great.
Ewwww! Is that one of those oriental writing tattoos that you think says something nice like "Great warrior" or "solitude," and turns out to be "kick me!"?
If a person wanted such a tattoo, I bet the apprentice could do a decent job and you'd save a few dollars. But I would recommend some serious research regarding the Asian script.
Then again, why would you want Asian writing on your body? Do people in China do the exact opposite and have the words "Great Warrior" written on them in English?
A friend of mine knew a guy (oriental) who had tattooed on his ankle "Made in Japan'
Funny sense of humor.
Guess I never thought about how someone LEARNED to tattoo, it's not like they go to medical school and learn on cadavers...
My chiropracter said they used to practice on each other in school. Scary to be the first to have the "terminator" (that cracking neck thing that feels real good) tried on you. Or to have someone practice sticking you with a needle in nursing or phlebotomist classes. As long as his mentor can turn the OOPS ugly blob into a flower or planet or....
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